- IF YOU PUT IT ON WITH YOUR MOUTH.
- WITH MY MOUTH?

I'M NOT SAYING DON'T GIVE TO
CHARITY, DO GIVE TO CHARITY.

- SOUNDS LIKE A EUPHEMISM.
- WE'RE NOT GOING ROUND YOURS.

DOES IT INTIMIDATE YOU
WHEN I TALK ABOUT SEX?

- WHAT?
- DID SHE? BECAUSE TARA SAID...

YEAH, BUT AFTER THAT, WE'RE GOING TO
THE NEW SAW FILM. THAT'S LIKE A DATE.

NAH, NOT ME, MATE. I DO BOTH.
AND I SLAP.

AND AS THIS IS IMPORTANT TO ME,
I DON'T WANT YOU ANYWHERE NEAR IT.

SO IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE SCARED,
I'LL STAY ROUND. I WON'T CHARGE.

- YOU READY TO GO, YEAH, SIMON?
- YEAH, NEARLY READY.

- IT'S AGAINST THE HIGHWAY CODE.
- WELL, JUST BEEP 'EM.

- RIGHT. I HOPE THAT'S A COMPLIMENT.
- OH, YEAH IT IS.

NEIL MAY HAVE HAD DIRTY STRETCHING POWERS,
BUT WHAT HE REALLY NEEDED WAS X-RAY VISION.

YOU KNOW... ON... ON FRIDAY?

NO, SOMETIMES I DO IT THAT WAY
COS IT JUST GETS YOUR

SO, AMAZINGLY, IT LOOKED LIKE
SIMON MIGHT ACTUALLY PULL.

MAYBE YOU COULD GET US
INTO THE HOME.

HELP! HELP!

NUMBER 4, BIG KERRY.

NO. BUT DON'T LOOK
AT THE EXTERNAL REALITIES,

COULD DO. OR YOU COULD REMEMBER
TO SHIT IN THE PUB WHEN WE'RE THERE?!

EVEN ONE OF THOSE DRINKS MAKES
MY SHITS COME OUT TOO FAST.

- ARE YOU IN THE LOWER SIXTH?
- YEAH. YOU'VE PROBABLY NEVER NOTICED ME BEFORE

LOOKS LIKE IT. HERE, WHERE WAS
YOUR DAD LAST NIGHT, NEIL?