COME ON, IF YOUR MUM'S GOING
AWAY, YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE A PARTY.

SCRAMBLED EGGS AND DISAPPOINTMENT.

YEAH, LATER,

WE WERE NOW THE BOYS
WHO FREAKED OUT GIRLS...

EVERYONE'S MADE ME FEEL VERY WELCOME.

JUST FUCK OFF!

JAY'S ENCYCLOPAEDIC SEX TIPS
CONTINUED ALL DAY,

THAT THE CARAVAN CLUB IS LIKE A SEX CLUB
ALL OVER EUROPE,

BUSINESS.

SORRY TO DISAPPOINT, MCKENZIE.

SO DESPITE THE ODD THROTTLING
AND CUT PENIS,

YOU'LL BE TELLING US
IT WAS OUTSIDE THE TROUSERS NEXT.

BUT HE'S STILL ONLY 16!

- HELLO, MATE!
- COME ON, IS THIS REALLY NECESSARY?

- HELLO, THERE.
- HELLO, WILLIAM.

HOW ABOUT WE...

WE'D ONLY TRAVELLED
AS FAR AS WARWICK UNIVERSITY,

YOU'LL STAND OUT BECAUSE
YOUR COCK IS MINUSCULE.

OH, YEAH, IT'S GOOD, THAT.
MIX IN SOME LUCOZADE AS WELL.

CHECK OUT NEIL'S CAR!

- GIRLS LOVE THIS.
- BORDER COLLIES LOVE THIS.

OH, SHIT!

AND DESPITE WHAT I'D THOUGHT,

MY PLAN TO RAISE OUR SOCIAL STANDING
HAD BEEN A QUALIFIED SUCCESS.