RIGHT, FUCK IT,
I'M BREWING SOME HASH TEA.

- YOU MIGHT SPUNK IN YOUR PANTS.
- YEAH, VERY GOOD.

MY DAD'S NOT BENT BECAUSE
HE'S GOT PORN MAGS AT HOME

IT'S TARA.

- WHAT?
- I WAS ASLEEP AT SCHOOL

- WHO ARE YOU CALLING?
- SCHOOL.

BUS WANKERS!

"BRETT CLEMENT".

ALL RIGHT. I'M DEFINITELY UP FOR THAT.

YOU WON'T BE GETTING
OFF WITH LAUREN, THEN.

- WELL, THERE'S GOING TO BE SPECIAL GUESTS.
- SPECIAL GUESTS?

- AND GAYS.
- WILL, I'M JUST HEADING OUT...

FIVE GIRLS, ACTUALLY.
SORRY, IT WAS FIVE, NOT TWO.

OH, NO. SHE MEANS PATRICE.
THANK GOD.

HE DOES SEEM TO THINK MORE AND,
LIKE, EXPRESS HIMSELF.

OH LOOK, HERE IT IS, CAR PARK D.

ARE YOU TRYING TO GET PORN
ON THE WASHING MACHINE?

I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY SHAGGED HER
AND HER SISTER EXACTLY,

CAN YOU NOT?

BUT A RUBBISH RED NOVA WASN'T
THE MAIN ATTRACTION AT NEIL'S HOUSE.

LET'S MEET THE LUCKY LADY
WHO GETS TO CHOOSE ONE OF THEM.

IS HE DOING THAT HORN
THING? THAT'S FUNNY.

I'M NOT GONNA RISK OUR NECKS
FOR SOME RANDOM GIRLS.

WELL, HE'S RIGHT,
IT'S DEFINITELY BLOCKED.