DOWN IT!
GET IT DOWN YOU, ZULU WARRIOR!

OH, SHIT. WHAT IF CARLI FINDS
OUT ABOUT ME AND THAT GIRL?

ME AND YOU.

I JUST WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE
WHO DIDN'T HAVE A BADGE ON.

IT'S FUCKING BROKEN. THIS SHOULD REACH.

- SHE'S FIT.
- SHE IS FIT.

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TRY A DIFFERENT
PLAN THAN THE ONE I HAD FOR CARLI.

BETTER OUT THAN IN.

FUCKING HELL, JAY.

WE ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX?

BY THE TIME WE FINALLY GOT
TO THORPE PARK,

FUCK YOUR FUCKING FANNY OFF, YOU TWAT!

I NEED SOME NEW MATERIAL.

- ALL RIGHT?
- WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

HEY, GUYS, EVERYBODY COOL?

- IT'S GREAT, JUST ENJOY YOURSELF.
- YOU'RE JUST BEING NICE.

RIGHT, I THINK WE'D BETTER GET YOU
BACK TO MINE AND CLEANED UP.

- YOU LOOK LIKE A BUTCHER.
- PETE DOHERTY WEARS THEM, ACTUALLY.

- DID YOU?
- STRIPPER!

GIRLS MIGHT BE ABOUT TO NOTICE US
FOR WHO WE ACTUALLY ARE.

AND THAT'S WHAT GOOGLE MAPS SAYS,
"THE NEXT LEFT OR SOMETHING"?

IT'S GOING TO BE A GASH-A-RAMA.
I MIGHT TRY GETTING A JOB BACKSTAGE,

WILL PULLED.

DOES THIS COUNT?