WE WERE BARELY AN HOUR FROM HOME,
BUT SOMEHOW THAT MEANT

- WHAT ABOUT THE RIBENA AND WINE?
- I HAD THAT EARLIER.

JUST LOOK AROUND YOU.

THE BLOW JOB STICKER JOKE
HAD WORKED AMAZINGLY WELL.

YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
NOT YOU, OBVIOUSLY.

- WHY WOULD THERE BE SAUSAGE ROLLS?
- WE HAD SAUSAGE ROLLS WHEN MY NAN DIED.

BUT THAT'S SOMEONE'S GARDEN.
IT'S VANDALISM.

GOD, YES, THEY WERE VERY RECENT.

YOUR ADMIRERS ARE EITHER VERY YOUNG
OR HAVE SEVERE LEARNING DIFFICULTIES.

- ABOUT YOUR MUM'S TITS. IS THAT ALIE?
- I HOPE SO.

THIS DOESN'T SEEM
LIKE A VERY COOL PARTY.

THEY WERE ON THE FRONT?

I WILL FUCK YOUR APPLICATION UP.

COOPER, SUTHERLAND, CARTWRIGHT,

YEAH, WELL HE'S IN THE AIR FORCE,
NOW SO HOW GAY IS THAT?

I DIDN'T KNOW WHICH WAS WORSE:
THAT MY FRIEND WAS ABOUT TO DO DRUGS

JAY. DINNER'S READY.

HOW MUCH HAVE YOU GOT?

AND I KNOW WHY I'M HERE.

I DIDN'T COME HERE FOR A REFRESHER
COURSE IN THE COUNTRYSIDE CODE.

MORE!

FOR WHAT?
I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN REALLY NICE.

AND FOUR DOUBLE RUM AND COKES,
PLEASE, MATE.

SOMETIMES, YOU JUST HAVE TO
DANCE WITH THE DEVIL...