- BRILLIANT!
- GILBERT JUST TOLD ME SOME GREAT NEWS.
I WAS STARTING TO GO OFF RACHEL.
SHE WASN'T REALLY MY TYPE.
BYE, MCKENZIE.
YOU NO LONGER HAVE A CHILD ON THE WAY
BUT YOU DO HAVE AN STD.
ARE THEY ALLOWED TO DO THAT IN HERE?
I MINGLED
WITH A FELLOW TANK TOP ENTHUSIAST.
MAN, YOU WERE RIGHT, I'VE GOT
TO MAKE CARLI BELIEVE IN ME,
GIRLS DO LIKE CARS.
ARE YOU TRYING TO GET PORN
ON THE WASHING MACHINE?
UM, WHO ARE YOU?
I JUST NEED SOME BABY LOTION AND
ACCESS TO YOUR MUM'S KNICKER DRAWER.
- I AM HARD.
- SCARED OF TEACHERS
- YOU'LL BE LOOKING AFTER HIM.
- SIR, THAT'S NOT FAIR!
SHE'S A BIT PRECIOUS, ISN'T SHE?
- FUCK THAT, WE'RE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE HERE.
- WHAT?
WOULDN'T IT BE GOOD TO KNOW
EXACTLY HOW UNPOPULAR YOU ARE
WE COULD...
START GOING CLUBBING IN LONDON.
WILL, SERIOUSLY, YOU HAVE TO STOP
COCK-BLOCKING WITH ALL THIS PRINCIPLED SHIT.
I HAD TO MAKE THE MOST OF MY NEW,
POINTLESS, SHITTY MANUAL JOB.
BECAUSE I'M SO BIG.
COME ON, SI, COME OUT THE WATER AND DRY OFF,
I'M SURE WE'LL THINK OF SOMETHING.
I JUST WANT A NICE GIRLFRIEND
WHO'LL MAYBE HAVE SEX WITH ME.
NEIL, I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU
ABOUT YOUR SISTER'S BOYFRIEND.
- NOT THE SUIT.
- YES!
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