OI, JAY. DICK FALDO!

THERE'S A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF US

AND TWO, YOU'VE NEVER FUCKED ANYONE!

- I'LL GET MY BROTHER ON YOU.
- THAT'S IT, RUN AWAY, PAEDO BOY.

AT A PUSH, 17!

SO NOW I WAS WILL MCKENZIE
"BY ROYAL APPOINTMENT".

- WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM?
- WHAT?

I GOT WEDGIED A COUPLE OF TIMES,
BUT THAT WAS JUST A FAD.

BECAUSE YOU FORGOT
AND IT'S SHORT NOTICE?

IT'S GOING TO BE TRICKY TO GET GIRLS
TO COME TO YOUR PARTY.

YOU'RE BACK WITH TOM.

OH, GOD!

BUT AS I KEEP EXPLAINING, I HAVE
NO INTEREST IN GETTING, AS YOU SAY, HIGH.

- FUCK OFF!
- OH, YEAH, THAT IS THE GAY ONE.

THERE'S A GUY AT UNI WITH SIX TOES.
EVERYONE LOVES HIM.

YEAH.

YEAH, ABOUT HIM.

- WHAT HAPPENED WITH HER, THEN?
- SHE BASICALLY TOLD ME

I CAN CHANGE. I'LL CHANGE.

YES. COUNCIL.

AND WHEN THAT TURNS OUT
TO BE BULLSHIT, WHAT THEN?

BUT ONCE A GIRL SPEAKS TO YOU SHE'LL
REALISE YOU'RE NOT A CLEVER BLOKE.

MUST BE ALL THE JIZZ SHE'S HAD ON IT.

- UNLUCKY.
- DON'T BE A COCK!