YOU COULD SEE THEIR LITTLE FACES
DROP AS THEY THOUGHT,

YOU'RE GONNA BE WAITING
UNTIL YOU'RE DEAD.

PLUS I'LL PROBABLY NEED IT
FOR THE FASHION SHOW TOMORROW.

BRILLIANT. ANYWAY, WE'RE PLAYING
FRISBEE BECAUSE GIRLS CAN JOIN IN.

BUT SUDDENLY SIMON'S COCK-WIG ADVICE
SEEMED MY BEST SHOT.

AND I KNOW WHY I'M HERE.

BUT WARWICK IS ONE OF MY CHOICES, SO...

I'VE GOT TO GO, I'M SORRY.
I'LL SEE YOU SOON, SIMON.

WELL, THAT DON'T COUNT,
EVERYONE'S SEEN YOUR MUM'S.

BRILLIANT. SHE ASKING
IF YOUR FIT MATE JAY'S COMING?

I THEN HAD TO SPEND A NIGHT IN A CARAVAN

OBVIOUSLY,
YOU'LL HAVE TO START ONE FIRST.

THIS TRADITION IS RIDICULOUS
AND ILLEGAL.

YOU SORT OF JUST...

- WAS THAT A DREAM ORDID THAT HAPPEN?
- THAT WAS YOUR WET DREAM.

MY GOD. IT'S HAUNTED?

OR A SUGGESTION
ON HOW THE SCHOOL COULD BE BETTER RUN.

WELL, SIR, WHILST I'M REALLY PLEASED
THAT YOU THINK I'M TRUSTWORTHY...

FOR A WELCOME CHAT
WITH THE REST OF THE NEW KIDS,

PRETTY MUCH ALL BRITISH PORN STARS ARE WELSH.
MOST OF THEM DON'T EVEN GET PAID,

COME DOWN.

BLOODY HELL! SHE'S BEEN A TOTAL BABY
SINCE DAD MOVED OUT.

WELL, IT CAN'T BE TOO HARD TO FIND.
IT'S THE COLOUR OF MY NAN'S PISS.

- AND ARSE.
- FUCK THAT!