OH, FUCK. WHAT IF CARLI'S
GETTING OFF WITH THAT BLOKE?
CARLY DOESN'T REALLY FANCY YOU,
IT'S ONLY ME, BOYS.
JUST ON MY WAY TO BED,
WELL, I JUST DID.
TWO DAYS HAD NOW PASSED
SINCE I KISSED CHARLOTTE,
AND IF I SEE YOU
ANYWHERE NEAR CHARLOTTE,
I'M SO SAD.
- I DIDN'T TAKE A BEATING!
- YEAH.
WHO IS THIS DUKE OF EDINBURGH?
DOES HE TEACH IT?
IT'S TRUE, WE ARE.
THIS IS PATRICE,
HE'S MY SORT OF FRENCH EXCHANGE,
DON'T SHIT YOURSELF. WE'RE THE HARDCORE.
I DON'T!
GOTCHA.
WE'VE COME TO PICK YOU UP,
WE'VE PICKED YOU UP.
- AND LOST THE FUCKING KEYS THEN.
- YES, YOU. YOU'VE LOST THEM.
I BET IT'S CRAWLING WITH CLUNGE.
GET OUT OF THE BEDROOM, LET ME SLEEP
ARE YOU SURE YOU ACTUALLY PASSED
YOUR TEST?
BEAUTIFUL!
- WILL YOU STOP LOOKING AT MY COCK?
- MATE, I THINK THAT'S BRAVE.
- WHAT WE GONNA DO TODAY THEN?
- ANYTHING WE FUCKING WELL PLEASE.
I TOOK WOKING FROM THE CONFERENCE
TO THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE IN SIX SEASONS.
A RIGHT FIT, MATURE BIRD THAT DOES
IT BECAUSE SHE LOVES YOUNG MEAT.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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