TWO THINGS ARE GONNA MAKE
THIS EVENT SUCCESSFUL:

NO, 5-1

HAVE YOU WANKED OVER WILL'S MUM.

THE NEXT DAY WAS MY BIRTHDAY.

DON'T WORRY. I'LL GET SOMETHING

SAY WHAT YOU LIKE, BUT WITH THESE TWO,
US FOUR AND YOUR GIRLFRIENDS,

WE ONLY MET THE OTHER DAY.

- THEY HAVE DONE.
- THE THING IS, THEY HAVEN'T, HAVE THEY?

I SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS.
YOU'RE A CHILD!

THE ONE TIME WE GET SERVED
AND I'M DRIVING. BOLLOCKS.

- I COULD HAVE GOT LAID LOADS!
- NO, YOU COULDN'T.

- IS IT DONOVAN?
- I CAN'T THINK.

THAT DIDN'T COME OUT PERFECTLY,
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

GOOD. GOT AN EXCELLENT SCHEDULE SORTED,
COLOUR-CODED AND BALANCING MY TIME WELL,

NICE.

BRILLIANT, THANKS A BUNCH!

OH, GOD, THIS IS A NIGHTMARE!
SHOULD I WRITE THIS DOWN?

OH, GOD.

- THAT WAS BRILLIANT!
- WAS IT?

PLEASE CAN WE GET GOING?
I REALLY NEED TO CHECK MY NOB.

THE LEFT ONE LOOKS INFECTED.
PLEASE HURRY UP, SIMON, YOU'RE ON NEXT.

WHICH IS MORE THAN COULD BE SAID FOR TARA.

YES. SORRY, COURSE.

YOU DON'T GET WITH OTHER HOLIDAYS,
IN ENGLAND, WITH YOUR PARENTS.