- HERE, SIT DOWN HERE.
- I'M JUST OFF ACTUALLY.

NO. NOT AT ALL.

YES, "BRUV"?

SORRY, MATE. SEE YOU AT LUNCH.

- PULL OVER, SI. I NEED A PISS.
- I CAN'T PULL OVER, THERE'S A BUS LANE.

- COMING!
- KATIE, DO YOU LIKE CLUBBING?

I DO THINK IF I COULD SEE
YOUR BOOBS IT WOULD HELP.

NO, I'LL STAY. AND LAUGH AT YOU.

JOHN! JOHN!

I LIKE THEM.
THEY'RE LIKE PEOPLE, TOO.

THIS BIRTHDAY CAN'T BE
AS BAD AS LAST YEAR'S.

- THEY'RE GETTING THE TRAIN BACK OR I AM.
- LOOK, IT'LL BE FINE.

CAN WE STOP TALKING
ABOUT MY MOTHER'S VAGINA!

THIS WAS GREAT. CAMPING.
PLAYING BOARD GAMES ROUND THE FIRE

GOOD NIGHT.

- YOU HAD A NEW COMPUTER LAST YEAR.
- YOU GOT A NEW CAR SIX MONTHS AGO.

IT'S FINE. IT'S ALL FINE. IT LOOKS GOOD.

I FEEL SICK. IT'S GOT TO BE THE JOINT.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT.

DEPENDS WHAT IT IS.

THANKS FOR THAT, PHIL.

WE WERE GOING TO SPEND THE NIGHT IN SIMON'S
CAR NAKED AND THEN WHEN WE'D SOBERED UP,

HE NORMALLY WORE HIS HEART ON HIS SLEEVE
AND HIS BONER IN HIS PANTS.

I MEANT TO SAY ABOUT THAT,
COULD YOU PUT IT ON ME? IT'S SEXIER.

HE JUST SITS AROUND
ROLLING CIGARETTES AND SHRUGGING.