- WE'LL HAVE TO SMASH A WINDOW.
- FUCKING HELL, JAY, YOU'RE PAYING FOR THAT.

YES. NOW GET UP THERE, KNOCK ONE OUT,
START ON HER AND DON'T EMBARRASS YOURSELF.

GIVES IT A MORE CRUNCHY BUZZ.

- SHE'S COME STRAIGHT BACK.
- SHE SAYS, "HI, WHASSUP".

I'M SUCH A BIG, HUGE MASSIVE FREAK!

THE UNPLEASANTNESS.

IT'S NOT SO MUCH A CALLING THESE DAYS, AS A
GRAVEYARD FOR THE UNLUCKY AND THE UNAMBITIOUS.

I'M WORKING ON THE BAR AT A
LOCAL VALENTINE'S DISCO THING.

CHRIS YATES WAS MEANT TO BE
WEARING THIS FOR MY SEXY FINALE.

- COS YOU TWATS CAN'T WAIT TWO MINUTES.
- JUST FUCKING GO.

IT'S NOT REALLY NEW.

- IT WAS!
- THAT DOESN'T COUNT!

YEAH, I KNOW.

SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO
ABOUT IT?

- SHOW HER HOW IT'S DONE PROPERLY.
- EXACTLY. SO WHEN YOU DO IT,

- OH, REALLY?
- WHICH TITTIES WOULD YOU SPUNK OVER?

I DON'T THINK SHE'S GONNA
THINK I'M A PORN STAR.

TELL 'EM YOUR SISTER'S GONNA BE NAKED,
AND YOUR DAD'S PROMISED NOT TO BUM 'EM.

WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER TO MINE TONIGHT,
I'M BABY-SITTING MY BROTHER,

- YOU KNOW I SNOGGED HER ONCE.
- NO, I DID NOT KNOW THAT!

I WAS WEARING THE FIRST TIME
ME AND YOUR...

PATRICE SPENDS AN AWFULLY LONG TIME
IN THE SHOWER DOESN'T HE?

AND I PROMISE, ATHOUGH
IT'S TAKEN A LITTLE BIT LONGER...

IT'S LIKE WITH ME AND GILBERT. I DID NOTHING
AND I GET A MONTH'S DETENTIONS.