- DID YOU WET YOURSELF?
- NO.

WELL, THIS IS WHAT WE WANTED.

I FEEL REALLY FAINT.

PLEASE DON'T HIT ME.

TALKING SHIT ABOUT COWS
AND FUCKING CAMPING.

I EVEN HAD TO HAVE A WANK
OVER FERN BRITTON THE OTHER DAY.

- DIDN'T YOU FEEL A DRAFT?
- IT WAS TINGLING,

OLDER WOMAN IN SWANAGE, SO YOU DECIDED
TO DO GEOGRAPHY A LEVEL. GOOD PLAN.

- OH, RIGHT, BECAUSE OF THE HAT?
- NO, BECAUSE YOU FUCKED KATE MOSS.

YOU WILL BE SENT HOME.

'STATISTICALLY, THERE WAS A GOOD
CHANCE I WOULD GET LAID, EVENTUALLY.'

IS BECAUSE THEY'VE TAKEN A MORE RELAXED
VIEW ON POLICE CHECKS IN RECENT YEARS.

JUST RIGHT THEN,
YOU SOUNDED REALLY, REALLY BENT.

- BECAUSE I WAS IN WITH HER FIRST.
- NO, YOU WEREN'T.

- THIS SHOULD BE GOOD.
- I BET IT'S 90% COCK.

THE POINT IS, YOU ASSUMED
I HAD SOME JUST COS I'M BLACK.

THEY SAY EVERY DEFEAT
IS A VICTORY IF YOU LEARN FROM IT.

THE TRUTH IS... WE'RE ALCOHOLICS.

- FROM LOCALS?
- NAH, A COW.

WE WANTED TO ASK IF YOU
COULD SORT US SOME PUFF?

CHARLOTTE ASKED ME
SO THERE'S A CHANCE,

- I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
- COME ON, KEZZA,

BECAUSE YOU HAVE SPUNKED ON MY SEATS!

YEAH.
IT JUST MADE ME REALLY WANT A BIG MAC.