IF YOU LOOK AT THE AGENDA,
THAT'S ITEM FOUR, SO WE'LL GET TO THAT.

- REALLY?
- YEAH.

- AND MORRISONS COUNTS AS A CITY TO THEM!
- NEIL, LOOK AT THE MAP, PLEASE! WHERE IS IT?

I HAD TO BORROW 300 QUID TO GET HIS CAR
FIXED SO HE WON'T CALL THE POLICE.

- WHAT THE FUCK'S ALL THE NOISE?
- WE'RE UNDER ATTACK FROM THE DAFFODIL BLOKE.

BEST THAT CAN HAPPEN,
YOU GET STINKY FINGERS.

SO, WHAT?
I COULD TURN UP IN MY EVENING DRESS

- WHO?
- THAT GIRL.

- DON'T BE A DICK. I'D LOVE A GO!
- THINK ABOUT THAT LOVELY SNATCH.

WHAT I MEAN BY THIS IS NO HEAVY PETTING.

- BADMINTON, WHY?
- COURSE HE WAS.

OF WHICH SHIT EMBARRASSING CAR
WE GOT A LIFT TO SCHOOL IN.

I'M NOT SERVING THEM
UNLESS THEY'VE GOT ID AS WELL.

EXCEPT FOR YOUR MUM, OBVIOUSLY.

SHE'S OFFERING TO PUT YOUR PENIS IN HER MOUTH,
NOT PAY YOU TO ASK QUESTIONS IN PARLIAMENT.

- IT'S TIME FOR THE GRAND FINALE.
- COME ON, SIMON, WE'RE ON.

- GREAT, WELL WE'LL SEE YOU IN THERE?
- DON'T BE A TIT, JUST...

I WAS WASHING MY HANDS AND
IT SPLASHED BACK ONTO MY LAP.

- I'M READING.
- THAT'S WHAT I MEANT.

DEAD NOW, OF COURSE.

IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE SO MENSTRUAL,
I'LL GO AND SCORE SOME SHIT HERE.

YOU JAMMY BASTARD.

- WHAT, OF YOUR SPUNK?
- COLLECTED IN HIS MOUTH. AND HAIR.

OH, I SEEM INTELLIGENT.