WHAT'S YOUR NAME AND WHY ARE YOU HERE?

GIVE IT HERE, THEN.

ISN'T THAT THE ONE YOU GET
PIERCED TO SHOW YOU'RE GAY?

- HELLO, THERE.
- HELLO, WILLIAM.

'THE DEFINITION OF A FIELD
TRIP IS AN EDUCATIONAL JOURNEY

OR THINK ABOUT THEM LOVELIES.

OUT OF INTEREST, YOU THINK IT WOULD GO
BETTER OR WORSE THAN THIS?

AND CALL YOU NAMES
LIKE, "BRIEFCASE WANKER!"

- I'M SIMON, BY THE WAY.
- I KNOW. TARA.

YOU TWAT, EVERYONE'S LOOKING.

INTERESTING. I'M SINGLE AT THE MOMENT,
AND SHE IS VERY MUCH MY TYPE.

WELL...

- I THINK I'D BETTER TAKE WILL.
- FINE. YOUR FUNERAL.

YEAH, BRILLIANT.

REALLY?

DON'T WEAR A JOHNNY.
IT'S A GUARANTEED HARD ON KILLER.

I'LL SAY THIS FOR KERRY,
SHE MADE A GREAT HUMAN POPCORN SHIELD.

WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON
SHE'S BEATEN YOU HANDS DOWN.

GIVE ME BACK MY SHOES!

SIMON, GOD, MY MUM JUST TOLD ME
ABOUT YOU MOVING AWAY.

I'M SORRY. SHIT, WE'D
BETTER HEAD BACK IN.

YOU FUCKING LIAR.

NO, STAY! THERE'S NO REASON FOR
US TO MOVE, AND WE'RE NOT MOVING!

YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
I AM TOTALLY IN THERE...