IT WASN'T THE DRINK, IT WAS
AN OPPORTUNITY TO REINVENT YOURSELF.

HE'S FROM A HARD FAMILY IN
NORTHWOOD. HIS BROTHER DID TIME.

THE ONE THING JAY DIDN'T WANT
SIMON TO DO WITH THE TEA WAS MAKE TEA,

- GOD. ALL RIGHT, THEN, DONE.
- YEP.

JUST TO GET A DUKE OF SPASTIC AWARD.

IT'S A LONG STORY THAT INVOLVES
STEVE AS WELL.

DON'T LISTEN TO THEM. THIS IS BRILLIANT.
ARE YOU SEEING HER AGAIN?

FUCK HIM,

- WHAT'S CHLAMYDIA?
- WELL, HOW SHALL I PUT THIS, NEIL?

SO, AS I HERDED KERRY OFF, SIMON WAS
DISCOVERING HE WASN'T JUST TARA'S BOYFRIEND,

DRIVE!

NO.

- I THOUGHT YOU WERE.
- NO, I WASN'T.

THAT'S US FUCKED.

YEAH.
SHOULDN'T YOU BE REVISING AS WELL?

I HOPE WE CAN BE FRIENDS.

A GIG? WOW.

- I'D LIKE TO DROP YOUR MUM'S STUFF.
- OH, WE CAN'T.

I FEEL A BIT WEIRD, THOUGH, COS
I ALWAYS THOUGHT I'D LOSE IT WITH CARLY.

IT'S JUST THAT, RIGHT THEN,
YOU SOUNDED REALLY BENT.

A PARTY ROUND YOUR HOUSE IS THE PIKIEST
18TH PRESENT I'VE EVER HEARD OF.

SIMON, YOU'VE GOT TO MOSH,
OR THEY'LL CRUSH YOU!

IS HE SPEAKING IN AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT?

IT SEEMED LIKE IT JUST STEMMED FROM A SENSE
OF THINKING SIMON WAS SPECTACULARLY UGLY.