YOU KNOW.
IT DIDN'T EXACTLY GO TO PLAN WITH CARLI.

BUT, SIR, IF NO-ONE REPORTED CRIMES,

I THOUGHT YOU'D PASSED
YOUR WRITTEN TEST?

WIN! SEE YOU LATER, THEN.
MATE, THAT IS TOO PERFECT.

WHEN GILBERT FUCKS YOUR MUM.
HE WILL CRUSH HER.

NO, LET'S TALK ABOUT IT NOW IN FRONT OF
EVERYONE! I'VE GOT NOTHING TO HIDE, HAVE YOU?

ME AND YOUR MUM LIKE DOING IT TOO,
YOU KNOW.

STICK WITH THE FREAKS OR MAKE FRIENDS
WITH THE BOY NOW CALLED "BONER".

NO, I'M NOT CRYING.

YOU'LL GET IT ON THE INSURANCE,
THOUGH, I RECKON.

- THIS GOLF THING IS MASSIVE FOR HIM.
- GO ON, WHAT'S THE WORST HE COULD DO?

YES.

'THAN SHITTY ENGLISH SEASIDE
TOWNS, BUT AS WE HEADED TO SWANAGE,

WAYNE POONEY. TAKE SHAT.

WHAT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN INHALE.

I'D SLIDE MY DIPSTICK IN DEEP!

BUT MY LEFT BOLLOCK WAS
STICKING OUT THE ENTIRE TIME.

AND LOVE THAT YOU ARE TO BE THE
MOTHER OF MY CHILD. MARRY ME?"

YES, I GOT YOUR TEXT.

BUT CERTAINLY NOT BETTER.

- FUCK OFF.
- JAY, I'M SERIOUS.

FAIR PLAY TO YOU,
THAT WAS PRETTY SPECIAL.

MAYBE, SHE WAS IMPRESSED
BY YOUR ARTISTIC SIDE.

AND TOMORROW,
I GET 20 QUID TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN.