I WANNA BORROW YOUR SHOES,
I'M TRYING TO IMPRESS A GIRL.

HERE THEY ARE, TEAM TWAT.

YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO GIVE LESSONS TILL
YOU'VE BEEN DRIVING FOR THREE YEARS.

CIGARETTE. HE SMOKES LIKE A CHIMNEY.

GIRLS MIGHT BE ABOUT TO NOTICE US
FOR WHO WE ACTUALLY ARE.

WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE?

OH, SORRY.
WHAT DID I SAY? OH, "CRAP"?

- LIKE A STALKER.
- FUCK OFF.

WE ARRIVED AT THE HOUSE
OF THE GIRL SIMON HAD ALWAYS LOVED

TECHNICALLY, THAT'S NOT ILLEGAL.

- I'LL CALL YOU BACK.
- SIR, AS I AM SURE YOU'RE AWARE,

SOMEONE LIKE YOU WILL HAVE
MUCH MORE OF A CHANCE

BUT HE'S JUST TAKEN OFF HIS SHIRT AND HIS
BACK IS DISGUSTINGLY HAIRY SO I SACKED HIM.

MY ARMS ARE HURTING A BIT NOW.

TERRIFYINGLY,
SIMON WAS MY ONLY HOPE.

PLEASE DON'T HAVE A WANK OVER MY MUM.

THIS IS A BIT WEIRD COS I REALLY LIKE
HER, BUT I THINK SHE MIGHT LIKE YOU.

AND TO MARK THE OCCASION,
HE'D DRESSED LIKE A DICK.

YOU'LL BE BEGGING YOUR PARENTS
TO BUY A CARAVAN.

SORRY, NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH!

- WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- OH, YES. VERY NICE.

I'VE MET LOADS OF NEW PEOPLE.

I'M NOT GONNA RISK OUR NECKS
FOR SOME RANDOM GIRLS.

I LOVE OUR TALKS,