I HOPED NEIL WOULD ENLIGHTEN ME
ABOUT WHAT I'D BE UP TO NEXT WEEK.

GREAT.

IT'S SUSIE.

QUESTIONS! QUESTIONS!
DOWN IT! DOWN IT!

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? COME AND SIT DOWN.

- LET'S NOT GET INTO ALL THAT AGAIN.
- IT IS TRUE.

- YES, FINE.
- WE'LL LEAVE YOU, THEN.

I DON'T!

THANKS FOR YOUR TEXT. NICE CAR.

SO I'D FINALLY GOT TO RIDE THE NEMESIS,

- IS SHE A RETARD?
- SHE'S IN THE BLACK HORSE.

- FINGERING YOUR MUM?
- LET ME THINK... ER, NO.

- "HONK IF YOU WANT A..."
- WHAT?

IF YOU THINK SHE FANCIES ME
THEN I SHOULD PROBABLY GO FOR IT.

FROM YOUR VALENTINE'S BITCH.
PS: AND ON MY FACE."

- PRICK. THERE'S A WORD.
- RIGHT. SORRY.

BUT BACK TO THE PRESENT.

- SHE WAS NICE.
- SHE WAS MINE!

MAYBE YOU COULD GET US
INTO THE HOME.

- NICE CAR.
- DO YOU LIKE IT?

BUT WE HAVE ESTABLISHED THAT
THIS FERGUS BLOKE IS BONING HER?

TIME IS MOVING REALLY, REALLY
SLOWLY,

NEIL'S DAD IMAGINING ME NAKED.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO YOU
A SPECIAL TEAM TWAT DEAL.