GET HER TO PUT IT ON FOR YOU.
YOU MIGHT GET A FEW MORE SECONDS OF WOOD.

SO IF I SPUNK ON YOU,
THAT'S YOURS, IS IT?

MY FATHER'S LEFT MY MOTHER
AND I'VE BEEN FORCED

PATRICE THIS IS WILL'S MUM.

STOP EATING THE BURGERS!

MARK DONOVAN'S GOT SOME BOOZE,
SO YOU'LL COME TO THAT, YEAH?

AND LOVE THAT YOU ARE TO BE THE
MOTHER OF MY CHILD. MARRY ME?"

FUCKING HELL!

GREAT, I'LL SEE YOU LATER, THEN.

AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE HER...

- £20 QUID!
- GREAT.

MAYBE HE HAD OTHER THINGS ON HIS MIND.

BEING ONE OF THE COOL GANG...

YOU'RE HANDSOME?

I'M JUST GOOD AT SHAGGING NOW...
THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.

MAKE LOVE, WAS IT MAKE LOVE?

- AND I'M NOT MOVING TO FUCKING WALES.
- HEY, MIND YOUR LANGUAGE.

IT CHARGED ME, SO I HAD TO
KNOCK IT OUT. ONE PUNCH.

- IF YOU PUT IT ON WITH YOUR MOUTH.
- WITH MY MOUTH?

GETTING PETROL INTO IT
STILL REMAINED A MYSTERY.

I THINK WE NOTCHED ONE
UP IN THE GREENHOUSE ONCE.

I'M PRETTY SURE
YOU CAN'T DO THAT, SIR.

- WHAT?
- HANG ON, WHAT IF I NEED TO GO?

EVERYTHING'S GOING FLAT,
AND I THINK I MIGHT BE DEAD.