NICE!

IT'S INEVITABLE, NEIL, TRUST ME.

CAN SOMEONE JUST HELP ME WITH
MY FUCKING CUFFLINKS, PLEASE?

- NO, THEY DIDN'T.
- OH, RIGHT.

OH, NO, WILL.

- COURSE THERE WAS.
- WE GOING TO THIS PARTY, THEN?

I WONDER WHO THAT'S GOING TO BE?
MAYBE BEYONCE AND JAY-Z? THE OBAMAS?

NOT THE WAY THINGS HAVE BEEN WITH US.
HAVE TO CHARM HER A BIT FIRST.

THANKS.

BUT MIRACLES OFTEN COME
IN UNLIKELY PACKAGES.

TOO SHARP FOR US!
I TELL YOU WHAT,

YES, THAT'S HOW YOU FINISH BLOW JOBS?
AND SHE SAID I WAS THE BEST SHE'D EVER HAD.

IS HE FOR REAL? HE TALKS LIKE
HE'S FROM A BLACK AND WHITE FILM.

COULD DO. I WAS THINKING MORE OF
A CAMPING TRIP TO THE COUNTRYSIDE.

THIS IS THE FIRST EVER CHRISTMAS PROM,
NOT A CHIMPS' TEA PARTY.

- JUST COS YOU'RE NOT INVITED?
- NAH, IT'S JUST GIRLS ALWAYS THINK

- HONESTLY, IT WASN'T A JOKE.
- NO,

AND I'LL HAVE SOME EXTRA-STRONG MINTS.

LOVE FROM YOUR SECRET SLUT."

BUT FIT LIKE A PROSTITUTE.
HOW'S YOUR DAD?

BLOODY HELL! SHE'S BEEN A TOTAL BABY
SINCE DAD MOVED OUT.

GET HER TO PUT IT ON FOR YOU.
YOU MIGHT GET A FEW MORE SECONDS OF WOOD.

I BET HER BODY IS STILL PRETTY FIT.

I WAS WASHING MY HANDS AND
IT SPLASHED BACK ONTO MY LAP.