THERE'S A SPIDER PLANT
IN THE BATHROOM.

- BRILLIANT.
- AND YOU'VE COME AS A NERD.

IT'S LIKE A SLOW VERSION OF TV.

- YOU'RE SUCH A LITTLE FUCKSHIT.
- HE'S MADE YOU LOOK A RIGHT NOB.

BIT PISSED. BEEN TO THE BLACK BULL FIRST
JUST TO SHARPEN UP.

- WHY NOT? IT'S A TOILET.
- GO OUTSIDE IF YOU HAVE TO.

- RIGHT. YOU COMING, NEIL?
- YEAH.

IT CHARGED ME, SO I HAD TO
KNOCK IT OUT. ONE PUNCH.

THESE ARE FULL OF ELECTROLYTES WHICH,
IF THEY EXIST, ARE GOOD FOR MY BRAIN.

QUICKLY NOW. DRIVE!

- AND IT WAS.
- AT LEAST DAISY TOUCHED YOUR COCK.

- I'M REALLY SORRY.
- IT'S OK.

I'LL SEE YOU IN THERE IN A MINUTE.

NOW ALL I HAD TO WORRY
ABOUT WAS JAY'S DJING.

COMPARED TO YOU AND
CHARLOTTE ANYTHING'S QUICK.

- NOT A POOF, ARE YA?
- NO.

SOMEHOW, IN THREE MINUTES
I'D GONE FROM GUARANTEED SEX

AND THEY'RE THE SORT OF FRIENDS EVERYONE
SHOULD HAVE. ONES THAT ARE SO TRAGIC,

GET ME OUT OF HERE!

SO THERE WILL BE NO WOMEN HERE THEN?

BECAUSE I DO NOT WANT TO SEE PISS
COMING OUT THE END OF YOUR COCK.

GET YOUR SHOES OFF! IT'S LIBERATING!

IT WOULD BE GREAT TO HANG OUT WITH YOU.

IT'S FINE. IF WE GET STOPPED,
WE JUST SAY I'M GIVING HIM A LESSON.