ER, YEAH, OK.
REINVENT OURSELVES, SHOW THE GIRLS
AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO WE REALLY ARE.
AM I REALLY THAT BOTHERED?
GIVE US A BURGER.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED IN HERE!
OPEN THAT DOOR!
- OH. I'LL SAVE YOU A SEAT.
- THANKS.
OH, RIGHT, BIT LATE AM I?
WELL,
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
YOU REMEMBER, I FELL OFF THE GARAGE.
YOU'RE SUCH A TWAT,
- DON'T BE A DICK. I'D LOVE A GO!
- THINK ABOUT THAT LOVELY SNATCH.
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW MUCH OF A FRIEND
HE IS.
- NO.
- YOUR MUM GIVES FREE BLOW JOBS?
- IT MUST BE CAUGHT ROUND THE ENGINE.
- CAN I HUDDLE UP TO SOMEONE?
BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW,
IF YOU DO WANT TO TOUCH ME DOWNSTAIRS,
GREAT TO SEE YOU.
NOW, I'VE GOT A BIT OF A PROBLEM.
THERE'S A GIRL OUT THERE FOR YOU.
- THAT'S GOT ME UP TO THE MAGIC TEN.
- EIGHT.
I CAN'T WAIT TO MOVE TO SWANSEA.
I FUCKING HATE YOU, FUCK OFF.
THE WAY SHE LOOKED AT ME
AFTER SHE SNEEZED.
GET BIG!
I'M SORRY IF I SEEM A LITTLE STRESSED.
IT'S JUST I'VE GOT NO FUCKING PUBES!
- WHY'S HE ALWAYS DIFFERENT?
- HURRY UP,