- ARE YOU SURE MY DAD WON'T NOTICE?
- NO, HE'LL NEVER TELL.

- HE'S NOT THE KING.
- HE FUCKS THE QUEEN, THOUGH.

- FOUR... PINTS... OF LAGER!
- ID!

OH, SHIT. WHAT IF CARLI FINDS
OUT ABOUT ME AND THAT GIRL?

DOES THIS MEAN I WON'T
BE DRIVING ANY PLANES?

I'LL GET A FLAT WITH JAY.
I'M 18, YOU CAN'T STOP ME.

BUT WHEN YOU'RE NEAR ME, CHLOE,
I CAN'T THINK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE.

I'VE HAD SOME,
I FEEL FINE, LET'S MOVE ON.

- THEY'LL BE SORRY. I'LL SHOW THEM.
- COLUMBINE MASSACRE SHOW THEM,

PLEASE, SAY YOU'LL AT LEAST
TRY TO BRING GIRLS.

BUT YOU HAVE TO QUESTION A DOOR POLICY
WHICH SAYS NO TO TRAINERS

- HE SAID HE WAS SORRY.
- I'M A WANKER, YEAH?

I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S SOPHISTICATED.
MUM'S FRIENDS ASKED IF WE'D HAVE HIM.

- PERFECT.
- SOMEONE DIED IN IT. IT MAY BE HAUNTED?

AND NOW SHE IS IN AND I DIDN'T REALISE
THE HELP WOULD EXTEND TO HELPING HER GO

IF I DID FANCY OLD PEOPLE,
WHICH I DON'T,

ME AND JAY'LL GET A FLAT AND
ANDREW CAN COME AND LIVE WITH US.

PLEASE! MY ALLERGIES!

THEY'D BE DOWN AT 11:30 ANYWAY,
TO TURF US ALL OUT.

- I'D LIKE TO PUT MY COCK IN THEM BOTH.
- THAT'S A TOUCHING SENTIMENT.

- HE'S GONE. NICE ONE.
- THAT'S YOUR SOLUTION?

AT LEAST, THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER,
OR JUST STAY THE SAME.

COME ON, SI, FOR ME, YEAH?
FOR MY BIRTHDAY?

IT MAY HAVE BEEN A RUSH OF BLOOD
TO MY HEAD,