JAY WAS THINKING ABOUT
FLOGGING SOMETHING ELSE,

YOU TWO! DO YOU WANT ME
TO FETCH UP MY DINNER? GO HOME!

- THAT YOU'RE A PORN STAR?
- LOOK AT ME.

THANK YOU, WANKERS.

WHY DON'T WE MOVE YOU TO ANOTHER SCHOOL?

HI, MARK, I'M JUST OFF BUT
IF YOU WERE LOOKING FOR CHARLOTTE,

COME ON.

I THOUGHT MAYBE...
IS HE TOUCHING YOU, NOW?

SIMON, YOU GOT IN!
I THOUGHT YOU WERE TURNED AWAY.

IT DID SOUND WEIRD.
AND TALKING OF WEIRD...

SO, AMAZINGLY, IT LOOKED LIKE
SIMON MIGHT ACTUALLY PULL.

YEAH, OK, I WILL.

YOU LOOK MENTAL.
TAKE YOUR TIE OFF AT LEAST.

MUM'LL GO MENTAL IF PATRICE IS HURT.

SO THAT'S YOUR MUM'S GIFT DESTROYED.
WHAT'S YOUR DAD GETTING YOU?

IT'S GOING TO BE A GASH-A-RAMA.
I MIGHT TRY GETTING A JOB BACKSTAGE,

"NICE PEOPLE SWALLOW".
IT MEANS SPUNK!

WHAT? LIKE CARLI?

IT WAS BRILLIANT, MATE,
I PISSED RIGHT IN HER MOUTH.

NAH, A BURP. IT AIN'T GREAT, THOUGH.
I THINK IT'S THEM SAUSAGES.

FUCK! HIDE!

- SORRY!
- HELLO! YOU PROBABLY DON'T REMEMBER ME.

COOL, COOL, COOL. SIMPLES.

NOT LIKE PEOPLE THINK.