COOL.

THE LITTLE ONES, OR BIG AND BOUNCY?
A HANDFUL, PLENTY TO PLAY WITH.

WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?
BUS WANKERS!

FEISTY ONE, YOU ARE!

YEAH! NO, I WAS ONLY JOKING. OH, YEAH,
I'M REALLY BEHIND THIS WHOLE THING,

MY MUM AND DAD ARE IN LONDON TONIGHT.
WOULD THEY BE KILLED?

- WHY NOT? IS SOMETHING UP?
- NO, IT'S NOTHING LIKE THAT.

BUT FIT LIKE A PROSTITUTE.
HOW'S YOUR DAD?

THAT'S SO HORNY.
WHO DO YOU THINK IT'S FROM?

I'VE GOT GOOGLE MAPS ON MY PHONE!

AND HAVING NEIL AND JAY
FOLLOW US AROUND ISN'T HELPING.

ARE YOU THE GUY WHO
SHIT HIMSELF IN THE EXAM?

I KNOW THIS MOVE'S STRESSFUL FOR YOU
AND YOU MIGHT FEEL A LITTLE CRAZY.

OH, MY GOD.

RACHEL!
THERE YOU ARE, FOUND YOU!

AND SLIPPED INTO SOME SEXY
UNDIES, I'D GIVE IT A GO.

I WAS GONNA SAY SOMETHING,
BUT IT'S GONE NOW.

- WHAT ARE YOU HAVING?
- PINT OF LAGER.

SO IF YOU'RE WAITING TO LOSE IT
WITH HER,

FOR ALL THE NEW SIXTH FORMERS,
THIS WOULD BE A MASSIVE NIGHT.

- YOUR DAD?
- NO, THE DOG.

IS TOUGH FOR YOU GUYS.
YOU'VE PROBABLY GOT A LOT OF QUESTIONS.

BOYS. I MEANT QUESTIONS
ABOUT YOUR MUM AND ME.

- YES, VERY DROLL.
- IS BIGFOOT HERE? YOU KNOW, YOUR GIRLFRIEND.