- WHAT?
- NAH, LOOK, WE'LL PAY.
YOU GO TO AN OLD PEOPLE'S HOME
AND WANK OFF?
TO BE FAIR, TARA'S PRETTY SPOT-ON
ABOUT MOST THINGS.
- I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE.
- LET'S GO BACK IN THE LIVING ROOM.
BUT I'VE JUST NOT GOT
ANY HAIR DOWN THERE.
IT'S NOT SHIT. IT'S ESSENTIALS FOR EVERYONE
TO MAKE THE TRIP MORE ENJOYABLE!
- WHY NOT? IS SOMETHING UP?
- NO, IT'S NOTHING LIKE THAT.
'BUT JAY WASN'T GIVING UP ON
FINDING HIS MYTHICAL SEASIDE MILF.'
- HE WOULD. HE'D LOOK REALLY GOOD IN IT.
- NOT THE CARDIGAN, THOUGH.
- SIMON, WHAT IF THEY COME BACK?
- THEY WON'T.
GET OUT. YOU'VE GOT TEN SECONDS
TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE.
WHATEVER BLOODY ID THEY'VE USED,
ARE UNDERAGE!
- GOD! NO PROBLEM AT ALL.
- YOU CAN SIT ON MY LAP IF YOU LIKE.
OF WHICH SHIT EMBARRASSING CAR
WE GOT A LIFT TO SCHOOL IN.
COME ON, I WAS HALF RIGHT!
- I'M A BIT NERVOUS.
- IT'S PERFECTLY NATURAL, SWEETHEART.
YES, I GOT YOUR TEXT.
- IN BED WITH A BENDER.
- YOUR DAD, WHO IS A BENDER.
YEP. NOW, TARA, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S JUST COOL
HERE? GREAT VIBE, NO NEED TO DRINK TOO MUCH
YOU ALL RIGHT, MATE? WHAT'S UP?
ABOUT 20 QUID.
'WE BOARDED THE COACH WITH HIGH HOPES.
- THREE JARS OF LAGER AND A GUINNESS.
- ARE THE OTHER DRINKS FOR YOUR MATES?
A SHOPPING CENTRE?
GREAT. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE CHAVS.