I'D SLIDE MY DIPSTICK IN DEEP!

I'D SQUASHED MY FIRST SQUIRREL,
FOUND OUT THAT I HAD A BEAK,

PERFECT. THAT'S WHY I'VE GOT
TO WEAR THIS MASSIVE BANDAGE.

YES, IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE WASTED.
LIKE PETE DOHERTY? GIRLS LOVE IT.

SHE WAS STRAIGHT BACK
EVERY TIME BEFORE.

I'LL GET THE DRINKS IN, OK?

READY? GO.

- GRASS ON THE PITCH AND IT'S OK FOR ME.
- RIGHT, AND WHAT IF THERE ISN'T?

THEY'RE NOT REAL THINGS,
ARE THEY? THEY DON'T EXIST.

- IF YOU WANT ME TO.
- NO, SORRY, NO, I MEANT...

NO-ONE IS CHUCKING ANYTHING. IF YOU WANT
A DRINK, THEN POUR YOURSELF A GLASS.

AS SOMETHING OF AN OUTSIDER,
I'D SAY THAT ACTUALLY,

HELLO, EVERYONE.

- NO!
- I CAN'T, SORRY.

RIGHT, I THINK WE'D BETTER GET YOU
BACK TO MINE AND CLEANED UP.

AND BLOKES WITH TINY COCKS!

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NEXT? TAG UP
MY BEDROOM? PISS THROUGH MY LETTERBOX?

JAY WAS THINKING ABOUT
FLOGGING SOMETHING ELSE,

YOU LOT THINK I'M DUMB,
BUT I'VE GOT STREET SMARTS.

SO NOW I WAS WILL MCKENZIE
"BY ROYAL APPOINTMENT".

- COME ON, THEN, WHAT DID YOU GET?
- WELL, A GENTLEMAN NEVER TELLS.

OK. IT'S...

- YEAH.
- OK, VERY WELCOME.

I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT'LL BE COVERED
IN ECTOPLASM WHEN I'M FINISHED.