WHAT'S A DIRTY BOMB?
- COME ON, THEN, WHAT DID YOU GET?
- WELL, A GENTLEMAN NEVER TELLS.
GOD HELP YOU, WILLIAM MACKENZIE.
IF HE DOESN'T SHAG MY MUM FIRST.
OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE,
I KEEP SAYING... NO I DON'T.
BUT THE ENTERPRISE HAD EVERYTHING
YOU WANT FROM A LOCAL MUSIC VENUE
- HE'S NOT MY FUCKING FRIEND.
- ALL RIGHT.
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
FUCKING HELL!
WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
I NEED YOU ALL AT A PLANNING MEETING
THIS LUNCH.
BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT
TO BE SEEN DEAD WITH YOU.
HE CAN COME IN.
WELL, THANKFULLY,
AFTER A TOUGH YEAR,
- OH, NO...
- IS THAT YOUR MUM?!
- WHAT, WHEN HE SEES LOUIS WALSH?
- FUNNY.
- WASN'T UNTIL THIS AFTERNOON?
- YES, BUT THIS WAY
NO WAY, JOSE!
- UNLUCKY.
- DON'T BE A COCK!
- CLASSIC VIRGIN.
- YOU'RE WRONG.
MY MATES?
TODAY'S BEEN A FUCK-UP
FROM START TO FINISH.
THINGS HAVEN'T GOT THAT BAD
IN THE BEDROOM YET!
THEY DO IT IN CARAVAN CLUB.
COME ON, I KNOW YOU WANT TO.
I'VE *** ABOUT IT.
I'VE LOST MY FRISBEE AERO B PRO.