WHAT'S A DIRTY BOMB?

- COME ON, THEN, WHAT DID YOU GET?
- WELL, A GENTLEMAN NEVER TELLS.

GOD HELP YOU, WILLIAM MACKENZIE.

IF HE DOESN'T SHAG MY MUM FIRST.

OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE,
I KEEP SAYING... NO I DON'T.

BUT THE ENTERPRISE HAD EVERYTHING
YOU WANT FROM A LOCAL MUSIC VENUE

- HE'S NOT MY FUCKING FRIEND.
- ALL RIGHT.

FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!

FUCKING HELL!
WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?

I NEED YOU ALL AT A PLANNING MEETING
THIS LUNCH.

BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT
TO BE SEEN DEAD WITH YOU.

HE CAN COME IN.

WELL, THANKFULLY,
AFTER A TOUGH YEAR,

- OH, NO...
- IS THAT YOUR MUM?!

- WHAT, WHEN HE SEES LOUIS WALSH?
- FUNNY.

- WASN'T UNTIL THIS AFTERNOON?
- YES, BUT THIS WAY

NO WAY, JOSE!

- UNLUCKY.
- DON'T BE A COCK!

- CLASSIC VIRGIN.
- YOU'RE WRONG.

MY MATES?

TODAY'S BEEN A FUCK-UP
FROM START TO FINISH.

THINGS HAVEN'T GOT THAT BAD
IN THE BEDROOM YET!

THEY DO IT IN CARAVAN CLUB.
COME ON, I KNOW YOU WANT TO.

I'VE *** ABOUT IT.
I'VE LOST MY FRISBEE AERO B PRO.