ALL I'M SAYING IS, HE'LL HAVE
HIS COCK RIGHT DEEP IN HER GOB

MAYBE WE'LL HAVE A DRINK LATER.

- GOOD IDEA.
- SEND HER FACEBOOK MESSAGES AND THAT.

BYE, THEN.

- NEIL GOT SOME.
- YOU LIED.

'THAN SHITTY ENGLISH SEASIDE
TOWNS, BUT AS WE HEADED TO SWANAGE,

RIGHT, FUCK IT,
I'M BREWING SOME HASH TEA.

WHY NOT PULL OVER AND ASK SOMEONE
WHERE THE CLUB FULL OF CLUNGE IS?

- I THINK THEY HAVE.
- I'M TELLING YOU THEY HAVEN'T

- OH, WHAT, NO WAY.
- GO ON!

- HE'S MEETING A BIRD.
- KNEW IT. YOU'VE GOT THAT LOOK IN YOUR EYE.

JESUS.

THAT OLD MAN OVER THERE?
HAS HE HAD A GO ON HER?

WHAT'S THIS GOT TO DO WITH ME?
I'M NOT THE ONE WEARING TRAINERS?

BUT OF COURSE,
DEFINITELY FOR A CHAIRMAN.

I WON'T FUCK IT UP!
GO ON, GO AND FIND HER.

NO. NO, I FUCKING WOULDN'T.

COME ON, DID YOU GET A CHEW
ON HER BOOBIES OR NOT?

BUT IF YOU FANCIED
KEEPING ME COMPANY?

OR IF THEY ARE, THEN THEY AREN'T REALLY.

- THEY ALL LOVE A SLAP.
- YOU'RE NOT BULLSHITTING ME, ARE YOU?

AND SHE LIKES SEX.
IT'S THE PERFECT COMBINATION.

HE'S ACTUALLY QUITE GOOD.

SIMON'S DAD NEEDN'T HAVE WORRIED.