- WHAT?
- NAH, LOOK, WE'LL PAY.

YOU GO TO AN OLD PEOPLE'S HOME
AND WANK OFF?

TO BE FAIR, TARA'S PRETTY SPOT-ON
ABOUT MOST THINGS.

- I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE.
- LET'S GO BACK IN THE LIVING ROOM.

BUT I'VE JUST NOT GOT
ANY HAIR DOWN THERE.

IT'S NOT SHIT. IT'S ESSENTIALS FOR EVERYONE
TO MAKE THE TRIP MORE ENJOYABLE!

- WHY NOT? IS SOMETHING UP?
- NO, IT'S NOTHING LIKE THAT.

'BUT JAY WASN'T GIVING UP ON
FINDING HIS MYTHICAL SEASIDE MILF.'

- HE WOULD. HE'D LOOK REALLY GOOD IN IT.
- NOT THE CARDIGAN, THOUGH.

- SIMON, WHAT IF THEY COME BACK?
- THEY WON'T.

GET OUT. YOU'VE GOT TEN SECONDS
TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE.

WHATEVER BLOODY ID THEY'VE USED,
ARE UNDERAGE!

- GOD! NO PROBLEM AT ALL.
- YOU CAN SIT ON MY LAP IF YOU LIKE.

OF WHICH SHIT EMBARRASSING CAR
WE GOT A LIFT TO SCHOOL IN.

COME ON, I WAS HALF RIGHT!

- I'M A BIT NERVOUS.
- IT'S PERFECTLY NATURAL, SWEETHEART.

YES, I GOT YOUR TEXT.

- IN BED WITH A BENDER.
- YOUR DAD, WHO IS A BENDER.

YEP. NOW, TARA, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S JUST COOL
HERE? GREAT VIBE, NO NEED TO DRINK TOO MUCH

YOU ALL RIGHT, MATE? WHAT'S UP?

ABOUT 20 QUID.

'WE BOARDED THE COACH WITH HIGH HOPES.

- THREE JARS OF LAGER AND A GUINNESS.
- ARE THE OTHER DRINKS FOR YOUR MATES?

A SHOPPING CENTRE?
GREAT. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE CHAVS.